Football's Unsolved Mysteries Football�fs supposed to be a simple game but here are twelve things football fans will never be able to fully understand...

back of the Net After Robin van Persie went to Serbia to have placenta rubbed into his ankle injury, Arsene Wenger was quick to see the possibilities. He immediately put a shirt on the placenta anddrafted it into his Carling Cup team.

Eight teams that are worse than Scotland It took some finding but here�s a list of teams actually worse than George Burley�s current lot:

Six Jobs Rafa Can Do Next Just incase Benitez goes get the sack, here are six alternative careers for Rafa...

If women were managers With England women�s team boss Hope Powell being touted as the next Grimsby manager, here�s a shortlist of women who could stand-in for male gaffers�

Back of the net! Why all the fuss about Sunderland beating Liverpool thanks to an unlikely assist by a large round inflatable object? After all, it�s not the first assist Andy Reid�s made this year.

Back of the Net Last week Phil Brown took his Hull team for a walk on the Humber Bridge, explaining: �We were looking for clarity.� Is that the lapdancer that�s been sapping his players� energy?

Arsene's pub team talk Having spent his childhood living above a French bar, Arsene Wenger claims: �I learnt about tactics and selection from growing up in a pub.� What�s the betting young Arsene renamed the Snug the technical area...

Ten teams that are even worse than Portsmouth The Pompey Chimes are sounding decidedly out of tune as the south coast club's woes continue with a disastrous start to the season, is there anyone worse than Portsmouth at the moment?

10 things Notts County fans can look forward to The shock news of the Summer was Sven Goran Ericsson taking over at lowly League Two Notts County as Director Football, so what can County fans expect with Sven at the helm at Meadow Lane?

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