No game for 650 days – yet Owen believes he should go to the World Cup. What a joke! OWEN HARGREAVES asking Sir Alex Ferguson why he has been left out of games shows how mad football has got. Apparently Hargreaves is gutted that Fergie left him out of the Manchester United side on the final day against Stoke.

Capello is crackers to leave Robbo behind FABIO CAPELLO’S decision to leave Paul Robinson at home when England travel to the World Cup this summer is simply CRAZY

Hero Crouch could head out of Spurs PETER Crouch nodded Spurs to a spot in the Champions League. But he could be one of the surprise victims as Harry Redknapp shakes things up at White Hart Lane. The Londoners are the new kids on the block in Europe’s top competition and it’s a big cha ...

Lanky Pete falls short in big arena People are raving about Peter Crouch after his two goals against Egypt – but he still has a massive mountain to climb. Crouch is a big fella but England haven’t had a static centre-forward like him since Martin Chivers.

Dowie has made a mess of the Hull job So many cock-ups have been made at Hull but bringing in Iain Dowie has cost them dearly

Blame Wenger for Ars getting title race kicking ARSENAL boss Arsene Wenger needs to take a long, hard look at himself and decide what he wants to achieve at the Emirates.

Rooney will turn looney in the derby PEOPLE are saying that Wayne Rooney is going to be fit for the massive Manchester derby – but if I was Sir Alex Ferguson I WOULD NOT play him

You're Kraut of order with your moaning Fergie FERGIE can moan all he likes about his team’s Champions League exit – but his whingeing will fall on deaf ears

JT won't lose any sleep over Roo injury JOHN TERRY will be licking his lips now that he doesn’t have to put up with Wayne Rooney for 90 minutes

Zola's a top man but is he a good manager? YOU’VE got to admire West Ham’s new owners for sticking by Gianfranco Zola – but I’m not sure he can repay them by avoiding the drop.

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