Am I missing out on spit-roast fun?

LAST Friday I pulled a really tasty sort in a nightclub. We got on really well and she invited me to a party the next night. So I turned out and when I arrived at the function room she greeted me with a massive passionate snog and even grabbed and ru ...

Blair is not worth the price

JUST what has Tony Blair achieved as the “Middle East peace envoy”?

I don't like Max Drummeys

PEACHES Geldof is to divorce her husband of six months, Max Drummey.

Torture's a no brainer

TORTURE is a bad thing to do. Hanging people by their balls and making them stay awake for days at a time is a long way along the naughtiness scale.

Blowing hot 'n cold

JUST when will they give up? While us mortals are consumed by the financial crisis, the global warming lobby have upped the ante by warning that warmer summers, rather than imminent destitution, are the biggest risk to humankind.

I don't like Max Drummeys

PEACHES Geldof is to divorce her husband of six months, Max Drummey.

Kate's sucking lovely

AS I write this the BAFTA film awards remain unannounced.

Gender benders in armed forces

THE Ministry of Defence has produced an 11,000- word document on how to deal with gender-benders in the armed forces.

E in a class of its own

HOME Secretary Jacqui Smith is planning to veto a proposal by watchdogs to downgrade ecstasy to a class B drug.

Lords? They're 'aving a laugh

IT was reported yesterday that peers who have broken the law may be expelled from the House of Lords. Now that’s radical, banning liars, cheats and downright crooks from making legislation which affects those of us who have resisted the temptation to ...