Terry's cock needs a chop!

LADIES and gentlemen, the nation has been rocked by a sensational revelation from which it may never recover.

Name and shame them

WHO are the Devil Brothers — the ten and 11-year-olds who tortured and abused their two victims in a 90-minute ordeal? Well the fact is, we will never know. Newspapers are prevented from naming criminals under 18 without permission from a judge.

Justice at last for Munir

I WAS thrilled that Munir Hussain walked free yesterday

Blow me! I'm an e-mail millionaire

It's been a good few days for abusive e-mails, hasn’t it? First off, we had now ex- Liverpool director Tom Hicks Jr sending an abusive message to a fan. It seems he wrote: “Blow me f*** face. Go to hell

Wrinkly yobs put hoodies to shame

The most depraved, dangerous and deadly county in the whole of Broken Britain is... Gloucestershire.

Brave Munir deserves better

IMAGINE you come home with your wife and three children to find three knife-wielding intruders in your home.

Time to cash in on my Tiger tale

READERS, I cannot tell a lie. After much thought and reflection I believe the time has come to confess to something I’m not very proud of

The tv channel that's so sad

THERE’S been the God Channel, the Adult Channel, The Shopping Channel — and now viewers have been treated to The Saddam Channel

Court ruling a load of bank

THE banks have only gone and screwed us over again. To be fair, they had a hand from the Supreme Court this time, instead of just shafting the economy, and by extension us, all by themselves. Yesterday, the Supreme Court overturned theCourt of Appeal ...

Rumpy faces rough ride

WHAT’S in a name? As Shakespeare’s Juliet said: “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

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