Sport's dumbest injuries SUPERBIKE superstar Velentino Rossi risks life and limb daily throwing an engine on wheels round a circuit at high speeds. Not a fecking scratch. But show him a pair of curtains and you might as well book your place at A&E.

Van der Swear! More foul-mouthed footballers, this time Manchester United 'keeper Edwin Van de Sar let's one slip after his save has just won the 2008 Champions League...

That's what we call a pitch invasion If you're going to run on the pitch at the footy, you might as well do it in style, like this fan did in Russia as Spartak Moscow prepared to take a penalty, the fan runs on and takes it for them!

What an anchor! Sky Sports' Richard Keys is seen as the consumate professional. He has been the face of the channel since the dawn of the Premier League and hardly puts a word out of place - apart from this occasion when his opinion of a Scotland qualifier was caug ...

What a fan-tastic derby! Forget billionaire owners and 100 grand a week players, fans make the game and only football fans can be as entertaining as the action itself. Here is the Sky Sports Fan Zone footage of last week's Manchester derby...

Freddie's Greatest Over If, like us, you're still on a high after Freddie Flintoff's amazing performances in the Aussies in the Ashes you'll love reliving this incredible over he bowled back in 2005...

That's not cricket - you've got a birdie! Twenty20 cricket fans at this Yorkshire v Lancashire match got more than they bargained for when a Jacques Randolph fielding throw takes out a PIGEON stone DEAD!

Pont taken - Aussie skipper salutes the better team! Great rare footage from inside the Long Room at Lords where Australia cricket captain Ricky Ponting sportingly greets the victorious England boys after their Ashes 2nd test win...

Ronaldo penis envy shocker! Here's the REAL reason Ronnie's off to Madrid. He's fed up that he's not the cock of the walk at Old Trafford any more...

Was this the best Champions League game ever? It's being hailed as the greatest ever Champions League match, the 4-4 draw between Chelsea and Liverpool was even more thrilling than the 1999 and 2005 finals...