It's the tooth----I tell you!

I’M writing this in agony. That’s howling, fuzzy-eyed, wish-I-had-an-AK47-to-go-berserk-with agony

No friendly fire in war

A YOUNG soldier was buried on Thursday. He’d been killed while doing his duty in one of the few jobs that involves facing death every day. Lance Corporal Christopher Roney, just 23 years old, fell in Afghanistan in what is suspected to be a friendly ...

A-List of bankers

IN any other walk of life it would probably be called hypocrisy

B*ll*cks to Balls

IF there’s one politician who truly lives up to his name it’s Ed Balls. Balls is the Schools Secretary who in my book would struggle to cut it as a school secretary. He’s also Gordon Brown’s number two, glean from that what you will.

'.....Doors to automatic weapons'

I MADE a bet that the three people arrested on a Dubai-bound plane in a terror alert at Heathrow were drunk, swilled-up clowns giving it the old “Osama bin- Laden packed my bags for me” nonsense

Cig Heil!

IN my book it’s not the job of governments to go round making old people’s lives a misery

I'm warming to climate change

IS it The Day After Tomorrow yet?

Relieve la France

IT’S not a dubious line in a dodgy dossier but an undisputed fact that the French have Weapons of Mass Destruction. Their stunted, strutting Napoleon of a president, Nicolas Sarkozy, has at his fingertips the power to annihilate neighbours in his reg ...

Hang on a minaret...

CHRIST, the Lefties have laid into little Switzerland over the past week.

Ta very much lads

BE honest, what sort of part-time work would you be prepared to do for a day’s pay of £33.75 and a free lunch?

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